You know, I’d feel bad about us not getting a post together tonight, but I know for a fact that you just come here for the comments anyway, so it’s no big deal.
Anyway, you’ve got the whole weekend ahead of you and a wad of cash in your sweaty little fist (which is all covered in Cheeto dust), so maybe you could dump a little of it on one of our fine advertisers.
There’s Rogue Amoeba. They make good stuff. Although Kafasis tried to kill me that one time.
Well, there’s also Delicious Monster. The things they can do with an iSight camera. Tell you what. Although Shipley did call me a… well, let’s just say he said I like to do something to dogs that I don’t. Totally. I mean… really. I don’t even know how that would work.
Anyway, that brings us to our new advertisers: Shiny White Box and Many Tricks. They also make boss software and so far neither of their CEOs has tried to kill me or accused me of being into bestiality.
Of course, we’ve only just met so…
I should probably give them some time.
…
Do you think Gruber has this kind of relationship with his advertisers?
DOOM.DOOM.DOOM.DOOM.DOOM.DOOM.DOOM.
The drum of DOOM is beating faster now…
Oh, happy Birtday to all you leapers (or is it lepers…)
This may be the last..
Yay the doom song!
Invader Zim is one of my Fav cartoons and I can just imagine Gir singing The Doom Song with KTD.
Doc don’t push the red button. Stop.. Don’t do it
NOOOOOOoooooooooo
*shake*
*rattle*
*roll*
“What happened?”
“A sign lit up saying, ‘Please do not press that button again.’ “
Hmmm that wasn’t supposed to happen. I think the iPrarie Dogs have been chewing through the fuses again.
Fuses!!! Just stick a penny in there and let Doc have another go.
DOOMDOOMDOOMDOOMDOOMDOOMDOOMDOOMDOOMDOOMDOOMDOOMDOOMDOOMDOOMDOOM
……………………………………………………….
BOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!
Why is the sky orange all of a sudden?
So, what does this button d(*_+__)+**&_
^^NO CARRIER
So it was Doc and Del, rolls off the tongue, who caused the UK earthquake causing a budgie to fall off its perch in Market Raisen. What was a bird doing standing on a fish?
And was each named “Eric?”
According to EU and Tunnels legislation, only half-bees are permitted to be called “Eric”.
So I have to re-name my pet ‘alibut, then?
To clear up the confusion, it is only the registered name with the duly recognised Breed Control Authority that cannot be “Eric”, although in the case of Half Bees, all are registered as “Eric”.
Your pet’s patronymic name can be “Eric” but not for official show purposes.
Or is it the other way round? More beer…………
Beer rhymes with Everclear!
Mix the two, and you get EverBeer? B’clear? Nuclear?
Is Del’s lab still standing?
Is it safe for me to come out from under my desk yet?
Well the planet is still here and not much worse for wear. I consider that experiment a success! Let’s do it again with blindfolds.
And earplugs.
Is there a Shuttle out of here soon?
The next shuttle should be leaving in the next few weeks but,… well it just flies around for awhile then lands back here again, so no long term solution.
Since they can’t be “Eric,” I’ve decided to re-name the pets “Benson.”
We could try a giant catapult or trebuchet. Heinlen thought it could work.
Use Sir Arthur Clarke’s space elevator. But be careful. It’s a long ride, and the elevator operator goes heavy on the garlic.
Isn’t that a space Yo-Yo?
Only if you’re lucky enough to make it back down.
And up.
And down…
Speaking of space travel, it’s time to gird yourself for the hyperspace jump to the next page. This time I’m going to try it while balancing a cookie jar on my head.
Let’s get the cat ready again.
I ate all the cookies. Sorry. There was a leak in the milk carton, so it had to consumed before the tray in the refrigerator door got all yucky.
Milk + cookies… Anyway, crisis averted.
(one post closer to the jump)
We’ll just have to forge ahead with out cookies. I usually use a blast furnace and some type of mold for forging a head, if blank would have let the milk fester in the fridge I could have used the ensueing mold, but then Gomez hates it when we lock Fester in the Fridge.
I’ll stop now.|
There’s no place like home (click) … no place like home {click) … no place like home (click) … no place like home {click) … no place like home {click) … no place like home {click) … no place like home {click) … no place like home {click)…
… no palace like home {?) … no place like a palace (?) …
… no place like home {click) … no place like home (click) … no place like home {click) … no place like home {click) … no place like home {click) … no place like home {click) …
How did you know that that Victorian Opera Aria was one of my warm up pieces on banjo, guitar, melodeon, mountain dulcimer, flute and sax. NOT all at once of course.
Help! I forgot about the cat……………………………………….
Whew! We made it!
YaY it’s safe again! WEEEEeeeee
The cookie jar is intact. I suppose I can remove the bubblewrap now.
Two-thousand-three-hundred-and-fifth.
Is there a consolation prize for not getting First Post? No? Well, okay then. Can I at least have a glass of water?
Space Elevator indeed.
“if it has to taste like this, then I don’t care if my electrolytes are balanced ot not.”
Rip!!! don’t drink that water!!! Fish f#ck in it.@
Thanks, KTD. You saved me from a fate worse than WinCE. Although this has an aroma quite unlike water. I think this is everclear, or possibly someone farted.
I was just wondering if Jimi ever played a Victorian Opera Aria. Maybe in the same set as the Star Spangled Banner.
I’m pretty sure WinCE is the M$ product name most in line with truth-in-advertising laws.
Happens every time it’s inflicted on my tender retinae.
KTD,
I was just reminded that I am a geek. I saw the Fish f#ck line and I immediately replaced the # with s. So I’m sitting here trying to figure out why fish would fsck in water and I’m wondering exactly what they are fsck’ing. Then I get it.
I resemble that remark!
That I remark permute!
You guys are obviously not getting enough porn in your diet. I’d write you a prescription, but they took away my license.
2 refills remaining.
Hey I’m a gal and I don’t eat Prawns.
How much porn should I be taking? I’m always afraid of interactions. I’m also afraid if I type fsck the computer will think I’m talking to the file system and do something really weird.
I mean, weirder than the normal stuff it does, you know.
Rip as long as the drive isn’t mounted you can fsck to your hearts content. Just make sure it is your hard drive, I think it will cause problems if you try to fsck your floppy.
Floppy?
So who’s been reading my bulk mail?
The only adverse reaction I’m aware of is porn + work.
Porn + significant other could be really good or really bad.
Porn + computer is always good.
Half an hour daily should be a good start.
I didn’t understand Del’s explanation there, but I fed it to my sexbot and she–I mean it–totally gets it.
How many sexbots does it take to “screw in” a light bulb???h
Sexbots don’t screw in lightbulbs they provide their own illumination.