Nothing. Nadda. Zip. Zilch.

You know, I’d feel bad about us not getting a post together tonight, but I know for a fact that you just come here for the comments anyway, so it’s no big deal.

Anyway, you’ve got the whole weekend ahead of you and a wad of cash in your sweaty little fist (which is all covered in Cheeto dust), so maybe you could dump a little of it on one of our fine advertisers.

There’s Rogue Amoeba. They make good stuff. Although Kafasis tried to kill me that one time.

Well, there’s also Delicious Monster. The things they can do with an iSight camera. Tell you what. Although Shipley did call me a… well, let’s just say he said I like to do something to dogs that I don’t. Totally. I mean… really. I don’t even know how that would work.

Anyway, that brings us to our new advertisers: Shiny White Box and Many Tricks. They also make boss software and so far neither of their CEOs has tried to kill me or accused me of being into bestiality.

Of course, we’ve only just met so…

I should probably give them some time.

…

Do you think Gruber has this kind of relationship with his advertisers?

2,949 thoughts on “Nothing. Nadda. Zip. Zilch.”

  1. I think we have a new world record.

    And Del, you broke at least one Web Log Etiquette rule, one city statute, a couple of Federal laws, a Commandment or two, and the Second Law of Thermodynamics.

  3. Didn’t crack the bezel but came round again and again ad infinitum. Now have a screen full of repeating eeeeeeeeeeees.

  4. Great example of Clarke’s Second Law though. Bravo!

    “1. When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.

    “2. The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.

    “3. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.”

    I’m gonna miss that guy.

  6. Rules, laws & statues were meant to be broken. I especially like breaking the statues. The sound of sledge vs. marble is one of the few great pleasures in life.

  7. Yes, Sir Arthur has taken his final elevator ride to geosynchronous orbit. May he rest in space.

  9. I can’t believe I traded in my entire collection of Kix boxtops for a game of Twister.

    I prefer grapeseed oil. It doesn’t burn as easily.

  10. Burn?
    Good job Del’s only got dial up at weekends and bank holidays.
    Hmmmm, where did I put my matches?

  11. YaY oil! Let’s see how well this stuff burns.

    *pulls out iFlame*

    Mwwwwwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa!

  13. One package of baking soda isn’t going to be enough.

    Now, what did they teach me? Pitch, yaw, and roll? I might have an attitude problem, but that can wait.

    Rock ‘n’ roll? No…

    Stop, drop and roll? Sounds familiar, but I don’t like the sound of the stopping part.

    Run like hell?

    That’s it!

  14. Run for your lives and I must apologise regarding the conflagration. Completely forgot Easter Monday is not an American Bank Holiday. Must keep my keyboard quiet in future.

  16. Been gone for a week, and what do I find,.. a bunch of burnt, oily twister contestants. Turn your back for 168 hrs…. somebody get a water hose, burn ointment and some morphine, I need a real buzzz.

  17. I’m feeling generous (and I’ve got a bunch of body parts I haven’t been able to unload). Free skin grafts all around!

  19. I could use a new left elbow. I’d raise my hand, but well, arthritis, you know. Really shouldn’t have played bass at a punk show last December. Lots of fun, but I’m still paying for it.

    Getting old sucks, but it beats the alternative. A ready supply of spare parts wouldn’t be a bad thing either.

  20. Del, do you have the skin grafts that include healthy hair follicles?

    I’m not asking for me, but for Nxxx. He could use your help.

  21. Don’t worry Ace, I’m combing my beard backwards and then over the top. Look like a ‘just before the break up Beatle’.
    Could do with some donations for the naturally de-silver your hair products.

  22. Just try not to end up like that Trump guy, looking like there’s a dead badger on your head.

  26. Non human parts seem more appropriate here.
    And that takes us one nearer to the next big jump.
    America needs you there before the Weekend.

  27. Buffalo wings would be a nice addition to the parts bin, if they’re not too hot.

  31. A little of this a little of that. Some parts are robotic (sexbot and otherwise). I think we’ve got some badger, wolverine, monkey, duck, and giraffe. Maybe a few other species.

  32. I’d hate to join a club of dismembered members. I’m afraid one of them would ask me to lend them a hand … permanently.

  35. Yeah, I’m sure I can find a use for everything I’ve got in the spare part box. Well… except for that thing. What the hell is that?

  40. I think we need a priest, an electrician, and a forensic scientist. This is starting to sound like a bad joke.

  44. Evidence of the presence of holy water says the defendant is guilty as negatively charged.

  49. I knew a mobster who walked into a bar.

    At least, that’s what the goon who was found holding the bar said.

  50. April 1st.
    There are no risks here as you are all such adult posters that no one would try to April Fool me. *Wanders of doing borrowed Happy Dance.*

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