You know, I’d feel bad about us not getting a post together tonight, but I know for a fact that you just come here for the comments anyway, so it’s no big deal.
Anyway, you’ve got the whole weekend ahead of you and a wad of cash in your sweaty little fist (which is all covered in Cheeto dust), so maybe you could dump a little of it on one of our fine advertisers.
There’s Rogue Amoeba. They make good stuff. Although Kafasis tried to kill me that one time.
Well, there’s also Delicious Monster. The things they can do with an iSight camera. Tell you what. Although Shipley did call me a… well, let’s just say he said I like to do something to dogs that I don’t. Totally. I mean… really. I don’t even know how that would work.
Anyway, that brings us to our new advertisers: Shiny White Box and Many Tricks. They also make boss software and so far neither of their CEOs has tried to kill me or accused me of being into bestiality.
Of course, we’ve only just met so…
I should probably give them some time.
…
Do you think Gruber has this kind of relationship with his advertisers?
Hey Nxxx, your hair is coming in nicely on top!
Don’t forget:
http://mail.google.com/mail/help/customtime/index.html
http://thinkgeek.com
for your apr. 1 giggles
Adult posters? Now we’re talking. Which one of you is a pin-up of Jenna Jameson with a Rugby team?
Sorry rip, the poster went down the drain on the mega post. I tried to save it, but only managed a Bambi Woods poster with the Dallas Cowboys.
Rip,
Which Rugby team and which code, league or union?
Who Jenna Jameson? Used to drink lots of Jameson in my union playing days. Is she as good?
Well, Nxxx,
If you believe Wikipedia, Jenna drinks Jameson, too.
This post is plastered with psychedelic posters.
Jameson is okay, but I’m restocking the house supply of Bushmills single-malt on the way home today.
Jenna ia alright too.
I haven’t had a good single malt in a long time…
But then, that’s no one’s fault but my own.
Oh, and in case you haven’t seen, we dug up a pile of puppies:
http://www.crazyapplerumors.com/?p=1036
DOc,
A single malt is not the done thing, drink several.
The various fine distillers do keep making more.
Thanks!
I’ve always wanted to drink like a fish, but I can never figure out how they do it.
Fill your bath with water and get someone to hold your head under the water for an hour or see if Del’s got any gills for sale.
In much the same way drinking affects us, breathing probably affects fish. Hard to tell though.
Darn it. Of course my internet has to go down while Del is unloading spare body parts. I still haven’t completely given up on getting my arm back to normal.
MARK
Uh, Psyko, most of my sources say your arm wasn’t normal in the first place.
They say it was way better than normal, almost transcendent.
Psyko,
What caused the dent?
I don’t know what caused the dent. I didn’t even know it was dented in the first place. Now I feel even more jaded though. I can’t believe I used to have such an awesome, yet flawed, arm and now I have this creepy thing.
MARK
Psyko,
Ask Ace. It was he who suggested that you had a transparent see dent.
Psyko,
You got Grade A supermodel/body builder arm! That is one of the most popular sexbots so I thought the parts were highly sought after. HMMMPPPH! That’s what I get for doing you a favor.
*sounds of bone saws, tinkering, heavy machinery, etc….*
There you go, no more supermodel arm. I replaced it with one of the surplus arms left over from one of my squid experiments. Now… Who wanted gills?
I’ll take the Gillian Anderson, if you’ve got one.
Noooooooooooooooooo!
Why would you do this to me? The bagel! Remember the bagel!
MARK
Sorry Ace but perfection cannot be duplicated.
Wrong Del.
I am one of identical twins.
Perfectly ridiculous doesn’t count.
I am thinking of retiring, hurt.
Made me laugh out loud, Ace.
So what am I supposed to do with all these Nxxx clones?
World domination?
Drug Testing?~
Film Extras?
Only for mass horror films.
Some sourpusses have said that just one Nxxx isn’t good for much, but even they must admit that a crowd of Nxxxs can be very useful indeed. I can think of dozens of uses without breaking a sweat.
Spare body parts?
MARK
Ballast for balloons?
Pop Idol contestants?
Food tasters for unpopular heads of state?
Nxxx clones? You could pushing one out of a window, but then you’d be guilty of making an obscene clone fall.
I should go to bed.
That is you could PUSH one out of a window. Did I mention it’s bed time?
I shall console myself with the realisation that it is all plain jealousy.
*Again does stolen Happy Dance*
Like Don Rickles, we only kid you because we hold you in such high esteem. And because there are so many of you to kid that it doesn’t matter if a few get crumpled along the way.
Land mine detonators?
It’s okay Rip. I just messed up a post over at your site. I blame it all on my brain.
I would blame my brain, but that might be based on a bad assumption.
I’m going to blame solar flares. It isn’t like they can mount any kind of coherent defense.
Solar flares definitely cause interference with radio signals. Have you a radio transmitting brain, Rip?
Better hope not. One coherent solar flare in our direction and we’re toast!
Mmmhhh, toast…
With cinnamon… (gurgle)
No, but I’m pretty sure it’s toast. I don’t know if there was cinnamon involved or not.
It’s all part of my rock and roll fantasy.
Toast?
They’re up to nine now.
But will Mac OS ever get past X? Inquiring minds want to know.
See the help desk for a historical perspective:
http://www.crazyapplerumors.com/?p=1035&cp=5#comment-209859
Great now all 1489 Nxxx clones are doing the Happy Dance! Look what you started.
Hmm…. Maybe if I put clogs on them I could get a broadway hit show.
Maybe some fish-slapping too?